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[16 Feb 2009|12:17pm]

tokogawa7
The pallid noon sky
The splintering tree branches
A mound of cold air
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Joining the Peace Corps [13 Apr 2008|02:16pm]

snowtonight
Going far away
To find what, I'm wondering
Freedom I suppose
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It's been too long! [10 Apr 2008|10:06pm]

dryad271
the writers' strike ends!
thank glod there's a new "Office"
I was getting sad :(
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blueergh [21 Nov 2006|10:50pm]

amberglowed
[ mood | contemplative ]

halloumi cheese slabs
crusty but far too many
a salty vomit

1 haiku of fury.| DEFEND YOURSELF!

Haiku+Kung Fu=??? [07 Sep 2006|07:04pm]

dmd
There's this guy named Al.
He thinks he can kick my ass.
I say bring it on.

Think I pissed him off...
When I hit on his girlfriend.
Can't blame me...she's cute.

He's out of his league.
We are both burly dudes but...
I'm a trained fighter.
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Questionable Views From Inside A School Bus. [21 May 2006|11:01am]

fckngstrghtdg
As they drift on by,
Spontaneously, I think.
''Where might the string be?''
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*ahem* [16 Sep 2005|09:09pm]

ishitpinecones
I am a pirate
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
I'll always get laid

*****

Sometimes, late at night
Magical things emerge from me
Whoops, it is just gas
4 haikus of fury.| DEFEND YOURSELF!

Haiku [11 Sep 2005|09:12pm]

sciffy_circo
[ mood | blah ]

The buildings fell down
when the planes smashed into them.
It's 9/11.

1 haiku of fury.| DEFEND YOURSELF!

my haikus for to-day. [22 May 2005|03:50pm]

rule1122
[ mood | content ]

"my fame is spreading
my life is starting over
i got me a band."

- with a little help from daniel johnston.

"generic soda
winn-dixie brand tastes so bad
i want mountain dew"

- for my beloved check cola.

"raisens cover them
mom cleans them off, they look fine
no more being blind"

- my glasses were attached to stickified raisens at the bottom of my backpack. ew!

that is all for now
i'm off my haikuatus,
see you all later! <--ha!

hools

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observed today at work [30 Mar 2005|11:30am]

dryad271
"Flamin' hot" Cheetos
on floor of senior hallway
look like demon poop
3 haikus of fury.| DEFEND YOURSELF!

Intro haiku here/ Just thought I'd say Hi to you / Nothing to see here [04 Feb 2005|11:41pm]

sciffy_circo
[ mood | tired ]

Hello, I'm Sciffy.
I am very tired now.
I'll post more later.

Thought this sounded fun.
Nice to meet all of you here.
That was my intro.

2 haikus of fury.| DEFEND YOURSELF!

[19 Jan 2005|12:13pm]
nevergobck
you have to admit
you count every syllable
in all these haikus
1 haiku of fury.| DEFEND YOURSELF!

[03 Dec 2004|07:41pm]

nothing_face
      
bad haikus are love
brought to you by the isLove Generator
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[24 Oct 2004|08:02pm]

abadman
[ mood | randy ]

ask for their address.
send a pinch of pubic hair.
they will get the hint.

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Remembering... [01 Sep 2004|12:09pm]

freakachu420
When did I come here?
Here's where I met treaclemouse.
Man, those were the days.
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[23 May 2004|04:51am]

plasticperson
white out black out sun
fire n' rain turn green then
brown then black then dead
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[25 Apr 2004|02:56pm]

rambuncti0us
[ mood | bored ]

Hi everybody!
I'm the new girl for right now
Hope to chat with you!

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[14 Apr 2004|12:15pm]

treaclemouse
ants don't give a fuck
blatantly marching across
my notebook paper
1 haiku of fury.| DEFEND YOURSELF!

[01 Apr 2004|05:17am]

snosage
I rap in Haiku
Transcendental Buddhist bliss
Rhyming optional
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[29 Mar 2004|10:35pm]

abadman
Audrey Ruth Seiler,
A missing person. For real.
Click to see photo.Collapse )
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