Turdly Dicklord, Esq. (ishitpinecones) wrote in calientehaiku,
Turdly Dicklord, Esq.
ishitpinecones
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*ahem*

I am a pirate
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
I'll always get laid

*****

Sometimes, late at night
Magical things emerge from me
Whoops, it is just gas
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